When you See a Police Officer

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This week I learned that 99% of people that drive cars are stupid and have no idea what they are doing. The percentage may be a bit off, because I believe that no one really knows how to drive a car, well no one but me (I’m sure that’s how everyone feels).

I realized this the other day, when I was driving on the road with a bunch of other cars and everyone started braking all at the same time. The speed limit was 45, and everyone had quickly gone from 40 to 25 or 30 in a matter of seconds. Why did everyone slow down so quickly? Because they saw a police mobile. A police mobile that had pulled someone over.

The officer wasn’t even in his car. He wasn’t paying attention to any of the driving cars, he was talking to the driver of the car he had pulled over. Still everyone came to a complete halt, when seeing the police car.

I understand if you slam on your brakes when you see a police car (if you are speeding). I don’t understand why people driving under the speed limit do this. Why are you braking? The speed limit doesn’t change when a Cop is in the area, it is still 45. It doesn’t magically jump 20 mph down just because a police car is around. Police cars are not magical, they are just normal cars, that have been customized to drive a little faster with computers in them (so the cops can find the nearest Dunkin Donuts).

I guess what I want to say is, “Hey, road drivers! Stop being stupid. Drive a little faster. 5 to 10 miles over the speed limit is OK, even when cops are present (unless that cop happens to be a complete D-Bag).” Also, stop slowing down when I’m behind you and speeding up when I’m driving next to you, you Dirty D-Bags…

Thank you, the end.

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